This gem came to me through my brother without atribution. I simply had to share!
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I get a lot of e-mail in the form of jokes and other humor, most of it forwarded from other sources. Rather than leaving it hidden in a folder on my e-mail I've taken some of it and posted here for your enjoyment. If you want the more colorful ones you'll have to go to my sources which would be my cousin Stuart and my father-in-law Wayne. Thanks guys!
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- Retired fighter pilot (F-4s and F-15s) turned contractor training fighter pilots worldwide.
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Torch Says...
'My needs are few, my blessings many.'
'Just because everyone else is a [jerk] doesn't mean I have to be one, too.'
'The further into the weeds you get...the more weeds you find!'
'Liberals are like leaf blowers. They're loud and they whine incessantly. And when they've finished whining they've pushed their problem into your yard for you to take care of.'
'I don't speak Mexican.'
'Just because everyone else is a [jerk] doesn't mean I have to be one, too.'
'The further into the weeds you get...the more weeds you find!'
'Liberals are like leaf blowers. They're loud and they whine incessantly. And when they've finished whining they've pushed their problem into your yard for you to take care of.'
'I don't speak Mexican.'
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